Dearest James,

I hope this note finds you well.  As you know, our joint birthday is quickly approaching.  I suppose you wouldn’t know that though, since you don’t know that August 22, 1978 is also my birthday!  Being birthday twins, we share many traits –

• both turning 38 this year
• brown hair
• blueish eyes
• chubby build
• similar height
• both subjects of Her Majesty The Queen (you from England, me from the Dominion of Canada)
• some people find us funny
• others don’t
• love The Rock

But I digress.  As our birthday is rapidly approaching, I thought I would take the opportunity to officially invite you to join my wife and me in our week-long celebration at Disney World.  We’ll be there from August 21st to 28th.  We have reservations for an early supper on our birthday at the 50’s Prime Time Café.  There would be nothing better than spending the day with my birthday twin!  I’m sure I can get them to squeeze another seat at the table for you.

Sorry for the short notice, but you know us Leos!  (actually, I have no idea what I meant by that last comment…)

I hope you have a great day today.

Your friend, fan and birthday twin,

Chris Budd

PS – If you can’t make our birthday celebration this year, we’re heading back to Disney World for our 40th in 2018.

PPS – That shirt looks AMAZING on you!

(I mailed this out to James Corden this week.  Here’s hoping he’ll actually get it.  Nothing to lose, right?)